REVIEW: Tashan is such a torture
Here's the good news – Kareena Kapoor does indeed wear a bikini in Tashan. But the bad news is that you might just miss the shot because there are good chances you'll fall asleep during this film.
If you haven't yet got what we're trying to say, allow us to S-P-E-L-L it out. Tashan is a movie that makes you cringe in your seat.
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The story
Bhaiyyaji (Anil Kapoor) is a don who wants to make it big on the international arena. So he hires a call centre executive-cum-English teacher Jimmy Cliff (Saif Ali Khan) to teach him Queen's English.
Also working for Bhaiyyaji is the beautiful Pooja (Kareena Kapoor), a typical Indian girl who woos Jimmy with her simplicity.
Pooja tells Jimmy that the reason she's working with Bhaiiyaji is because her father owed him a lot of money and the only way she can get out of her misery is by marrying him.
So the two hatch a plan, steal Bhaiiyaji's Rs 25 crore and elope. But Pooja double crosses Jimmy and leaves him in the lurch.
Enter Bachchan Pandey (Akshay Kumar) a local goon who takes Jimmy to Haridwar and the two manage to find Pooja. Here we learn that the seemingly straightforward Pooja is in fact quite hot and sexy. And she makes Bachchan weak in his knees. Jimmy and Pooja use this to the hilt as the latter seduces him.
In a state of drunkenness, Bachchan tells Pooja of his long lost childhood love. Gudiya. Pooja claims that she is the very girl he had fallen for and has him wrapped around her little finger.
But Bhaiiyaji not only wants his money, but also wants Pooja and Jimmy dead. Bachchan is now caught in a quandry, because he is about to lose the woman he loves… all over again.
URBANEYE
Yrf better luck next time. And there will not be a next
time if you keep on messing up like this......
Kareena has lost her sex appeal completely :(
she should have worn a 2 piece when she used to have yummy
curves. Her tummy looks like rock hard and her face looks so
manly now
Tashan sucks big time!!...Its a huge headache, torture &
stupidity rolled into one...Anil kapoor is getting on my
nerves...First race, now tashan...Anil's performances
are highly irritating..Or is it the roles?
everyone in tashan is loud and over-the-top!!!
why does saif dance like he is dancing on one leg??...He
dances like a langda & his acting style is getting
comical & goofy in almost every movie!!
the only saving grace is the hot hot kareena
kapoor....Great cinematography & akki's acting
Pure waste of money.See some ipl match ,except akshaya
nothing to write home about...Aditya rethink now before
makig a movie
It was really boring to watch kareena trying to look sexy
when all she has is plywood body. Kareena looked like dead
bat, starvinf cow. Talentless, ugly she looked like a piece
of crap moving about like a bag-lady! Btw, in some scenes
she looked uncannily like arnold schwarzenegger in drag!
Oooo.. Why didn't i read this revie b4 going to watch
this movie on friday ...
for all those fortunate ppl who havent gone to watch it
yet .. Take my advice.. This movie will give u head ache..
The review posted above is absolutelty correct ..
tashan = mental torture, stress, stupid , cheap action ,
money waste etc
Absolutely crappy flick... Saif is a big time looser..
Absolutely no acting / dancing skills... I wud rate it 1/5
and that too only because of akki's performance...
I think it;s a super doper hit picture
i want to go but tickets not avalable
in multiplex picture are not released so all go and watch
there
Completing the movie was such a big torture. You can guess
the next scene before it comes. The dialogues are really
cliched. The action is pathetic. Akshay flying from one
building to another and anil trying to speak up wale
bhaiyaji's english -you can't bear it. Only one
thing to look out- bebo's dream figure and bikini
scene:)
A total bakwaas film.No ratings could be given to the
movie.A total waste of time,better watch an match of ipl.